Tuesday, December 16, 2008

Loo habits

We have a draper in the office!! Not sure who it might be.

You know what a draper does. In the loo, when they’re near the end of a toilet roll, they’ll not replace it, but drape the last few squares of the roll over the empty core and leave it there. I think they’re worse than the people who just leave the empty core in all its naked splendour behind. It is defiant. The draper projects a more furtive image. I think if you want to be a jerk, make a show of it, don’t make feeble attempts at pretending otherwise.