Tuesday, December 11, 2012

What happened today

Today I saw the fattest pigeon ever. Jesus, was it tubby, looked like it had just swallowed the fattest squirrel ever. It was like someone had stuffed an over-pumped football into a pigeon skin and zipped it up. I wonder if it has a weak heart and clogged arteries.

Today I also skidded on the frost while walking and nearly fell. But I didn't fall. Plus there was no one else on the road to point and laugh at me. Maybe that's why I didn't fall.

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